Hi. How are you?
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Only had the two
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Glad you could make it
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Dancing! We’re gonna boogie n’ shake it
You what?
What?
Yeh, the drink’s dear
What? Too loud in here
My mate Paul will be here soon
Then you just watch the “tarts” all swoon
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No. He’s got a “trouble and strife”,
Couldn’t call her, “a wife”
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No. She’s lucky that Paul decided to stay
She’s a bitch, takes most of his pay
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She used to be hot, a bit of a looker
Now all she does is stand over her cooker
Whenever they fight, it’s always the same
She’s always the one that’s to blame
Paul can get any woman he chooses
But he looks after a woman that’s all covered in bruises
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He does! He’s a guy that really cares!
He never went out for a week after she fell down stairs
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He would never hit her. Just the odd slap round the ear
She never complains. Never a tear
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No flowers. He would never buy her a rose,
Only present he ever gave her was, a bit of a dose.
To his kids, he is great
To his pals, he’s our mate
Here he comes, walking tall,
The man of the moment, my mate Paul!
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You what? That’ll leave a scar
This time you’ve gone too far.
Make her tell the Police she started a fight
But you sure have put a dampener on the night
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